Masturbation

i just took the most painful dump ever. i went to nandos chicken today and had the extra hot chicken kabob. my palms were sweating after the first bite but it was so good. so i just shat it out and my asshole is burning like never before. i feel like putting a cube of ice in my asshole =( anyways, i also wanted to say that the hockey fans in pittsburgh are fucked. how can you boo one of the best ever players in nhl history, jaromir jagr? he spent the best of his mullet years leading the penguins along side super mario to great victories. pull the steel outta your ass pittsburgh. also fuck the flyers. go habs.

April 22

so i cut my fucking hair again. i was dramatic.

i am a sexy bitch. maybe i can become a slutty mirror girl.

i am now on the montreal canadiens band wagon. ive always been a fan but after a round one game 7 win against the bastard bruins im liking it. especially the french frogs rioting and burning police cars after the game. go habs go! keep driving up the value of carey price's hockey cards. i need to get me some of those. habs win the cup.

ive exchanged links with indapool.com - i like naked girls.

April 1

the other night i was about 6 feet away from dave grohl. that man changed my life for the third time. i cant believe what a kick ass show the foo fighters can put on. i was front row along the long catwalk that was an extension of the stage and dave came running along it a few times and stopping right in front of me. we made eye contact and i felt the stardom. i need to stop spending my money on hockey cards. always looking for crosby cards or kane and price rookies. end of the hockey season is two games away for the canucks and it doesnt look like theyre going to make the playoffs. atleast its a new month. the car season is upon us. ill be heading for the usa to the dci bbq with the '77 rabbit. i look forward to a 3 hour drive at 4000rpm in my 1.6L 4 speed. hop hop hop.

best evar concerts:

1. foo fighters 2. foo fighters acoustic 3. the police

new link exchange with mindfvuk.com - tight shit

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