im tired of hearing all these baby names. lets all name our kids john and mary, those are nice names, why cant people just name all their kids those. If they want to spice things up a little they can go with mary-jane or mary joe. Either way, id never forget peoples names, in my organizer book, id have mary 1-100 or however many people i knew, and the same would go for john. If i forgot who Mary #43 was, well then she apparently wasnt important enough for me to remember anyways. Oh and so im being intracially correct here, just for fun, in case you have a black kid we have saved the name reginald and moesha.

Which by the way, I must admit her show sucks. I had the unfortunate incident of watching it the other day, can we say; waste of time? on everyones part even the directors. its about like her fat girlfriends struggling to try to make it somewhere in life, and then they go to a cafe and "mo", as they call her, tries to pick up some guy. What a Whore, and a bad actress, yeah we got the fucking idea that "the boy was yours" in your bad album with monica. why they even air that is beyond me. Of course it is on UPN, and we all know where that channel is going..United Poor Network. its for peope who cant afford anything but basic cable.

jared - march27 - beat me with an icecream scoop

Dirty Whores. It's late, so I guess I'll write something for all you lumbering little girls who sit around and come to this site. So this girl I know thinks Saddam is the "Prime Minister" for iraq, apparently she hasnt been alive for the the past, well; eternity. I wish someone would write me an email saying how much they hate me, id enjoy that. I keep checking my email and i get all these emails from some china thing written in chinese i dont know what to fucking make of it.

Has anyone ever heard of the Africa Scam,?(I think the name is really slightly different) So this guy emails me, supposedly he is some minister of poor people, and he wants to give me 14.1 million dollars at no risk. Last time I checked asshole, when recieving money from dirty AID ridden south african, there is some risk involved. But anyways, i emailed him back ill have to keep everyone updated on that situation, well see if this guy gets conned by the conman. I was at work the other day, and my boss who is quite the intelligent one, started telling me this story about; This girl who works for him asked him the other day how we get the liquid center inside the "liquid center chocolate cakes". Apparently she has also been dead for the past ten or so years, either that or she has the common sense skills of lets say, Helen Keller.Well my dog keeps farting and it is nasty, so im gonna leave you guys with a thought to ponder.

jared - march19 - icecream scoop my thoughts
I think I've come to a huge conclusion today, well is been a drawn out thing, Bush is a damn moron. See I'm American and well I didnt really pay much attention to CNN. Seeing as how that is world news..Barf.. Anyways so i turned to the CNN channel and it says "terror alert", so immediatly i looked around for spies and afghans. I didnt find any, they got past my hawk eyes today. So i saw bush up there and he looked like a 3 year old, just sitting there talking and really no on was listening all they heard was, "daddy what should i do, War is the answer, it makes up for my incredibly small penis size".

I mean who the fuck is he kidding, doesnt he realize that the U.S. gave iraq those weapons. Moron. Well i guess war is the answer to everything, and if you would stop being such ignorant people we would all realize that Iraq is the ONLY country in the world to initiate mass genocide, what about guatamala, 80 percent of africa (ethnic cleansing). But of course we have a valuable resource in the middle east that is the only reason we care. I mean what is this war going to prove, that saddam is a bad man, well welcome to the past 25 fucking years. This isnt going to stop anything, someone who is just as power hungry will take over. I, as an American think this war is foolish, it is just bush pushing his power hungry hands around yelling and screaming like a baby.

well enough of that crap, I was at work the other day and realized how fucking incredible people are, and how stupid they are. i work in a restaurant, and one would think through common sense when you open mayonaise you would refrigerate it, or perhaps when you open one bottle of it dont open another one. Well not these people they not only dont refrigerate the mayo. but they open another bottle behind the already opened one. So im eating ice cream with apple brandy compote over the top of it, and this dumb bitch says to me, "Is that peach glaze on top of that" (peach glaze is made of peach/vinegar/soy sauce/salt and pepper/ and a few more things. now who the fuck would eat soy sauce on their ice cream, i felt like walking over there and slamming her pretty fat face through the wall..but i let it slide this one time, probably because her stomach is hung like the alaskan pipeline. She probably would have killed me.

mike - march18 - vwdov gtg success
yeah im around, too busy to care about this peice of shit site. i always told myself id never give a fuck about forums of any kind and i would never get involved with any. well here i go, im a member of vddov.ca , volkswagen drivers of vancouver club... anyways, on march16 we had a get together at sfu, burnaby mountain. check the galleries on the main page of the club page for pics of the rides. the only other time i could ever think of having such a big smile on my face was when i bought rims. that first cruise down the hills with 20 vdubs was the best ever. we drove downtown to yaletown brewery for half price pizza and good beer. then up the cyrpess lookout. that was very sloppy, traffic lights separated the pack = / and then back to sfu to meet up with the afternoon show ups. the guys from dci didnt make it, they got raped by highway cops or something. otherwise everyone  is looking for to das bbq on march30th. gotta finish my mesh grille!

mike - march11 - tshirthell.com
rich and ordered a couple shirts from tshirthell.com. after seeing all its stupid pop ups and ads everywhere on the net we cracked and we just thought what the hell why not... we didnt really know whether tshirthell was bullshit or not, but how could we resist such enlightened shirts. here is a pic of the shirts we bought. a complaint however was the shipping. expected arrival date was to be march3-5 and its now the 11th. i have such a bad cold right now. combined with constant rape by allergies i can barely breathe. my sneezes come in groups of 4 at a time. i end up coughing snot everywhere. i hope i dont cough shit all over my new shirt. and for that fact i hope im better by sunday because id kick my own ass if i coughed snot on a vw or audi at the annual dci bbq meet up. if you have a sec please click here.

mike - march5 - drive... learn... sleep...
ive been so fucking busy the past couple days. i cant get a minute to just relax and rest. actually thats not all that true... we have a student lounge at school with pool tables and foosball and shit. and i have this moment im using right now to update this piece of shit site. i gotta get up quarter to 6 and be out by 630 to beat rush hour and be at school and hour early = / ... nice to see the #%@$* from confound add my link to his line of links, thanks. i went to check out a grille spoiler for an audi coupe gt/ 4000 at pg performance today, i was disappointed when it seemed to be a little tight. might have been able to fix it with a lil modi-fucking. instead i bought this 2003 gti emblem which im going to use the gt to replace this original emblem. no red 'i' of course. by the way, he didnt add my link. i gotta go to bed because i have a test in the morning about safety regulations and whmis.

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