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Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Mike - November 16 2004

i love bonnie with all my heart. but she is insecure about some of the content of this webpage and some of the things i have wrote in the past.
update:
bonnie - " i have no problem with your site ". " i accept that this is your personal humor journal " . " it is an everything slash nothing site "

Mike - November 15 2004

so i was watching the bc lions fucking own saskatchewan. we rarely get to see the bc lions game on tv but it seems as if they were sold out for like the second time ever so they finally broadcast it. and what a game, we won the western conference. it was a good thing to see, it made me smile. kind of like this fucking trippy thing i spotted at the bottom of my sink after washing the dishes. so i totally fucked up windows xp, seems as if im too retarded to maintain anything that advanced. i got raped by spyware and a couple real viruses. so im running windows 2000  pro right now. its getting onto about 3 weeks after graduation from bcit and i still have no job in the aviation industry. i keep applying to these shit holes but i get no response. here are my grad pictures, we got fucking smashed that night.

dagimp's graduation from aircraft maintenance engineer.

Mike - November 9 2004

the other night i went for a birthday dinner with a couple friends at the cactus club and i had to go for a piss break after the 3rd bottle. it was really busy so i waited as a guy rushed in and took the stall i was about to walk into so the one beside it became free a few seconds later so i got in there and as soon as i threw my wang out buddy was plopping and dropping and splashing and farting on and on for like 20-30 seconds. it was hilarious and at the end of that he was like ahhhhhhhh really loud. so i burst out laughing at this poor guy and i ending up pissing with no restraint. essentially i would have pissed my pants if my wang wasnt already hangin. that was the first time ive ever found a reason to laugh like that in the washroom. the only other time was when i saw this guy with a fucking paper towel roll on his cock. that makes no fucking sense at all almost like this other fucked up washroom incident with this chick. wtf umbrella?

i got the rolly on my arm and im pouring sean don
and i roll the best weed cause i got it going on

classic snoop do-double G lyrics. now... :

Mike - November 1 2004

it was like normandy right outside my house last night. all these punk kids rolling around in their shitbox civics with backpacks full of explosives. i hope they blow up, fuckers. i need a mortar or some bottle rockets to shoot at them next year. so i finally graduated after two years of hard work. i got my grades and my average was 79% and i missed 1.5 days and i was late 5 times. i fucked up a couple times and thats why i couldnt get into cascade aerospace. so im going back to work now to help out there and keep me busy while i search and keep applying to these maintenance facilities. ill upload some grad pictures another day, but here are some crazy pictures from some halloween house party i ended up at lastnight. went through a 15 case and got 4 free napster downloads!! WCV, west coast virus, a local band put on a sick show.
gallery previews:

click here for the halloween house party photo gallery.