the hockey playoffs are like a surrey high. up and down and back up again all day long breathing in all the dope grow-op air and the crack clouds from the crack whores sneezing all day. fuck the ducks and fuck anaheim. they can all go to hell. salami and that old fucking neidermayer need to retire. i had my 77 golf out of storage this weekend. i installed my euro bumpers and took some pictures. next weekend im going to the old school get together at lake sammamish in wa state. i got a ticket this weekend for no front license plate on my car. cost me $84 to pay that shit. i was kicking myself in the ass not believing that i just got pulled over by an under cover mid 90's silver ford escort. the only thing im looking forward to this up comming week is spiderman3. if anybody knows what the fuck happened to ebaumsworld topsites please shoot me a message. the crappy site is up but the topsites is down.

yoslut , this site sucks. go check out a good site like facebook!

April 17

fuck yeah!!! canucks 2 stars 1. the canucks are now up 3 games to 1 in the series against the dallas stars. i think im going to take my hands out of my pants and get them on a pair of tickets for game five at gm place on thursday night. ill hit it with my old pavel bure jersey.

on another note, following up on the haircut (before/after) ... iam now able to eat, work on the car and use my full vision to see shit without obstruction from my girly hair. i felt kind of stupid cutting it all off before the modest mouse concert but i wasnt thinking ahead. on the plus side of things now i can go out and get drunk because iam somewhat guaranteed not to throw up all in my hair! yoslut !

April 15

so after a year and a half i chopped off my hair today. i was thinking about going to one of those home made so called salons but i caved in and my girlfriend convinced me to go to a real salon. so we compromised and i went to one of the fancy salons in the mall. my head feels about 5 pounds lighter and it almost gives me a headache being able to swing my head around with no drag. last time i went two years before cutting it so i fell short this time. before / after .

fuck the dallas stars. i just watched the canucks beat the stars 2-1 in overtime in game 3. its been a while since we've seen playoff hockey so its super exciting. its our year for the stanley cup. roberto luongo was brilliant tonight stoning dallas to death. i was thinking about how there was no boom goes the dynamite at all.

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April 8

i was thinking about how often i piss in the bath tub when i shower or how often i piss in the sink because its more convenient. i think that i piss in the tub more often then i do the toilet. at work i piss outside wherever i want.

i had a good weekend. i went to the dci bbq in WA state. there was a decent turnout of about 50 volkswagens. i snapped some nice shots and had a couple sweet shots taken of my jetta. sounds like a shitty weekend for the people on that greek cruise ship that sank. and another 6 canadian soldiers killed by those taliban scum in afghanistan. fuck the terrorist scum and fuck this mmm.

welcome back mike from allupenya.com as well. we <3 you.

April 2

so i got a message from bonnie aka bobo. everybody remembers her. a rare message from our little bobo. this is what i came back to on msn after taking a dump:

bonnie says:
hi mike
bonnie says:
i still read your site and it still sucks
bonnie says:
it makes no sense

yeah, well hello and go fuck yourself. nobody cares what you think. i was thinking about how much iwangf actually made sense back in the day. i want a new girlfriend was a constant thought in my head. it was impossible to escape the claws of this lifeless bat. but its always fun to look back on all the nekkid pictures of her. she had a great ass.

that girl ashleigh from sexycanadiangirls is going to start posting topless pictures on her site so hit that. she has a great ass too. i like seeing girls i graduated with naked.

nelly furtado falls in line with great asses. tv was very stimulating last night as i watched her prance her little ass on to the stage at the juno awards a couple times as she cleaned house. she's a loose bitch.

i just watched the season two finale of prison break and i cant believe iam so confused. they've let us hangin. where was michael walking into? what the hell is sona? fuck?