the other night i went to the police concert at gm place. this was by far the best performance i have ever seen. sting's voice is as amazing as it was twenty five years ago. stewart copeland was absolutely insane smashing that snare all night and the riffs by any summers were king. theyre first show since the grammys was a complete success with 3 reappearance encores. stewart was the most enthusiastic running out from behind his tama drum set many times to give the guys a hug and high fives. if any of you have tickets to theyre many tour stops after #1 vancouver then youre in for the best youve ever seen. and if youre not going to see the police, youre fucking retarded.

top shows ive seen. foo fighters got the bump...

1. the police - 2007
2. foo fighters - 2005
3. pearl jam - 2005
4. foo fighters acoustic - 2006
5. audioslave - 2005

May 13 2007

i put a boat fog horn in my vw golf today and we went driving around town scaring the shit out of people. this fucking thing is louder that truck air horns or any car horn for sure. its deafening. yesterday i went to costco to fill the shopping list for work and i can swear that asians are just as bad with shopping carts in isles as they are on the road. its ridiculous how un aware they are of their surroundings. in one isle i got run into with a cart and some other asian woman hit my cart in another isle. the one that hit my cart was still wearing her driving sun visor hat. remember those fads? i hate fads... like those fcuk sweaters. cant they just go away? its like seeing a link that says two teens first time and you click it and its some slut youve seen a billion times over like tawnee stone, felicity fey or even ashleigh from sexy canadian girls. how long can the sluts be 18?

May 6 2007

so i had a really fucked up passed few days.  i went to the pub the watch the canucks round two first home game last sunday. we got really fucked up and i had the worst hang over ever on monday until about noon. so i was dead tired all day and i pretty much did nothing at work. tuesday night i went to the canucks game number four in the series. i had to take a big shit so i went at gm place and it was filthy. ive been to dozens of concerts and hockey games before but ive never had to take a dump. and earlier that day i had chinese food for lunch and when i went to wipe my ass at the i pulled a non digested chow mien noodle out of my ass. it was a gross feeling being able to pull the four inch noodle out of my sphincter. anyways, the canucks lost the game and then lost the next game to lose the series 4-1 to the fucking ducks. i didnt really realize until the morning how shitty it felt that theyre out of the playoffs because i was damn drunk.

friday i got a new windshield put into my vw rabbit and then cleaned the shit out of for the big old school gtg in washington state. my rabbit made the 250km drive no problem. with no radio and a 4 speed transmission i had to listen to 4500 rpm for a few hours and you could imagine the head ache i had. later that saturday night we went to the russel peters show in seattle. i got home at 2:30am after another almost 3 hour drive home. rough week. yo slut.