controversial sex tapes at best. i like it.

 September 16 2007

yesterday was my birthday. i spent most of the day driving around. me jakub and rich bought a bmw to scrap out. we rented a trailer and posted the car up for parts on the classifieds. a couple people came by and we made some money. we chopped the aluminum bumpers and the catalytic converter off. all together we probably made about four hundred bucks. we've opened a bank account together to save all our profits and to pay rental costs and gas and such. in other words we'll be starting a business in the next year or so. playing with the bmw we parted out wasted half of my birthday. at the same time we had to help jakubs family move into his new house. it was 4 o clock before i had my first bite to eat and all i had was a fat hot dog from seven-eleven. the day turned out all good though and we had profit so we went out for dinner. we had huuuuge portions of pasta at antons. i got canucks opening night tickets for my birthday. got some cash, a new wallet and a nice photo album put together by m-boat for me. hours before that at 10am canucks tickets went on sale to the public. i wasted about half an hour on ticketmaster.com and with two separate phones in my ears trying to get though to them to get tickets but i had no such luck. i was trying to get tickets for december 8th : canucks vs. penguins. its going to be sidney crosbys first visit to vancouver and his last until three years later. too bad i could get tickets. i have to pay like triple the value to buy them off some scalper. i posted this ad on craiglist:

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/wan/423254436.html

bitches:

 September 5 2007

i just got home from the justin timberlake concert. that guy can throw down some serious moves. all eyes on JT... or all eyes on the tits and ass at the concert. there were so many babes. emo tits and ass everywhere with their little nubbin tipped shoes. ive been camping in osoyoos the passed week. ive had to bash 8 carp over the head. chop there heads off and throw guts out into the water. im really getting sick of killing fish. i have to wash my hands like 10 times to get the fish stench off them. the washrooms at the cam ground havent been cleaned since i got there. there shit all over the toilet seats and the stalls. there is puke in the sinks but the lazy natives areant cleaning the shit up even though its supposed to be done 2 times a day. ive complained and got no result. im forced to take my power dumps at time hortons in the morning as my internal dumping clock goes off every morning about ten minutes after ive woke up. i bought two JT tee shirts and magnets. back to osoyoos i go in the morning. im dead tired. see you guys in a week.